Unlock the secrets...

Ancient Egyptian artifacts, I don't think so. Undiscovered Mayan treasures, uh-uh. Valuable relects from an old, extinct civilization, not even close. What we have here is only for the most brave, the most courageous, not for the faint of heart. If you have any medical condition at all - you should leave this blogspot now and walk away understanding that this is definitely not for you...
Now, are you READY? Are you SURE you're ready? No, no, no, are you REALLY ready? Are you really, really, really ready? 100% ready? Without a shadow of a doubt? Not even a slight twinge of not being ready? Completely ready without regrets or concerns of your personal safetey and well being? I don't know if you're ready. Are you absolutely postive that you're ready? This is what you've been waiting for. You trained your whole life for this and here it is. This moment you've been waiting for. Isn't this sooooo exciting? Are you sure you're ready? Okay, okay, you're ready! Begin now and go slow, trust me. Please, proceed with caution...

I hope this doesn't mess anybody up really bad. I warned you! I don't want any hate mail or mean phone calls saying how messed up some little girls' daddy, or someone's precious little daughter. I just tell what I read(thanks to the Bazaar Inquirer and the Daily Planet News). It's a good thing I don't fall prey to those ridiculous articles that could never be true or even make sense for that matter! Anyways, have a great day everyone and peace out.


Euphobia - A fear of good news
Selenophobia - A fear of the moon
Octophobia - A fear of the number 8

The One, The Only...Napolean Dynamite

Here's a tribute to an instant legend...
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Chorophobia - A fear of dancing :)

Hello everybody...

Despite tabloids, folklore, wives tales, and popular rumor. I have not died. I am just suffering from "ARTBWIDHTBNBWIHTT", also known as "Always Remembering To Blog When I Don't Have Time, But Never Blogging When I Have The Time". It used to be categorized in with PTBS (Post -Traumatic Blogging Syndrome), but we deserve the recognition that us "Celebral Retentionally Challenged"people need. So we broke away from the CRAZY group! Anyways, I hope I haven't disappointed anyone, it's just my sickness.

Just for you Mary! :)
Nephophobia - A fear of clouds
Anthrophobia - A fear of flowers
Gerontophobia - A fear of old people
Mageirocophobia - A fear of cooking
Clinophobia - A fear of going to bed